• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image



staubwirbel:

when you been playing the sims for too long and you keep trying to press 3 to speed up real life when you’re tired of waiting for things to load



browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe



poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  



Jaime Lannister


canoeingit:

Who had to stand outside the doors while Rhaella was raped and had to stop himself from stopping it.

Who was sickened by the thought of rape.

Who had to listen to his sister who he loved more than anyone else tell him her husband raped her repeatedly.

Who wanted the said man dead for raping his sister.

Who lost his hand after stopping a woman HE DIDN’T EVEN LIKE from being raped.

Who had a man beheaded for raping a woman.

Would never ever do what he did in that episode. He would never rape a woman. And no one, not even HBO show creators can tell me otherwise.